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Chowmein: The Rapist Staple Diet

After a controversial but funny statement said by a Khap Leader in Haryana, India; chowmein is considered as the staple diet of a Rapist. The Khap Leader proved that how chowmein can cause rape . Youngimpact team came up with The Axe-Chowmein Effect which is an improvised version of the Chowmein-Rape Theory given by Khap leader. We thought why not to come up with the favorite recipe of any rapist in the world which is Chowmein. Chowmein is a Chinese recipe and advanced version of vegetable noodles. It is quite popular among Indians but now as it is the reason for driving men to rape women; it is now regarded as The Rapist Staple Diet. Ingredients: Eight Cakes of Chinese Noodles 2 oz of pork cut into very thin slices Five shrimp Three garlic cloves Half cup of shredded cabbage One fourth cup of shredded carrot One tablespoon of soya sauce One tablespoon of oyster sauce Half teaspoon of sugar Half teaspoon of dark soya sauce Two tablespoons of w...

Chowmein: The Weird Reason Behind Rapes!

There are various reasons for rapes all over the world. There are people who commit such heinous crime intentionally and others do it in unconscious state of alcohol or drugs. There are also some cases where date drug is used to rape a girl. But have you ever imagined that a regular Chinese recipe can lead to rape? According to Khap Leader in Haryana, Chowmein causes variation in percentage of sexual hormones which leads to rape. According to this theory, chowmein is a very spicy food, and the spices used increases the percentage of secretions done by sexual hormones which increases the sexual desire in a man. He also advises to the people to stop consumption of fast food and specifically chowmein which is the main reason behind the increase in number of rape incidences in Haryana, India. No one in India is ready to buy this theory and a debate has been initiated in the country about how one can blame a food as the reason behind so many rapes incidents in the state i...

The Axe-Chowmein Effect

All we know about the Axe deodorant and their advertisement which they call it as Axe Effect. But do you know about Axe-Chowmein Effect? I am hundred percent sure that you must be not aware about Axe-Chowmein effect. Axe-Chowmein effect is an improvised version of Chowmein-Rape theory given by a Khap Leader in Haryana. Recently a deep and extensive study performed by a Khap Leader in Haryana proved that rapes are also caused by consumption of chow-Mein. Yes, this improvised Chinese food in India is responsible for rape in the country. Recently, there were 19 rapes in Haryana a state in India. So, if a guy eats chowmein then his hunger for sex increases and he wants to fulfill his desire at any cost. Such desire leads to rape in a society. This is not what we are implying to but this implication has been derived from the theory of the Khap leader. To prevent rapes and reduce the use of date drugs, one can use chowmein to increase the sexual desire in a girl. Axe-Chowmein e...

How Chowmein Causes RAPE?

Recently a deep and extensive study performed by a Khap Leader in Haryana proved that rapes are also caused by consumption of chow-Mein. Yes, this improvised Chinese food in India is responsible for rape in the country. There were 19 rapes in Haryana a state in India. According to the Khap leader, the spices used in making chowmein leads to hormonal change in the body and leads to arousal state in human. The change in hormones leads to increase in hunger for sex.  To prevent more rape incidents in India, one should stop consumption of chowmein which is a derived and improvised version of Chinese chow-Mein recipe. When we gave a deep thought about the issue then we found that the theory can hold good. If you see, chowmein in Indian style is very spicy and when a man eats chowmein then he becomes hot because of the spices. Due the hotness, his mind sends a signal which drives him crazy and his hunger for sex increases. This leads to the incident of forced sex and rapes...