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The Axe-Chowmein Effect


All we know about the Axe deodorant and their advertisement which they call it as Axe Effect. But do you know about Axe-Chowmein Effect? I am hundred percent sure that you must be not aware about Axe-Chowmein effect. Axe-Chowmein effect is an improvised version of Chowmein-Rape theory given by a Khap Leader in Haryana. Recently a deep and extensive study performed by a Khap Leader in Haryana proved that rapes are also caused by consumption of chow-Mein. Yes, this improvised Chinese food in India is responsible for rape in the country. Recently, there were 19 rapes in Haryana a state in India.
So, if a guy eats chowmein then his hunger for sex increases and he wants to fulfill his desire at any cost. Such desire leads to rape in a society. This is not what we are implying to but this implication has been derived from the theory of the Khap leader.


To prevent rapes and reduce the use of date drugs, one can use chowmein to increase the sexual desire in a girl. Axe-Chowmein effect is the increase in sexual desire of a girl after eating chowmein. If you want to have sexes with your girlfriend then don’t force her. Take her on a lovely dinner date and order chowmein for her. The spices used in chowmein will increase the secretion by sexual hormones in her body which will increase sexual desire. This kind of effect is called as The Axe-Chowmein Effect.


Axe-Chowmein effect is way better than date drugs or alcohol. This will not only reduce the chances of rape in society but one can enjoy beautiful date. If in your case Axe-Chowmein effect doesn’t work then there is no need to worry. Most of the girls love Chinese food and your date will go fine which means there is more number of chances that she will become your partner. So don’t worry about sex with her, take her out on a dinner date and try Axe-Chowmein effect.

Remember that sex is a symbol of love, and it is earned by caring and loving someone. It can’t be achieved by forcing someone. So take care of her and do share Axe-Chowmein Effect with your friends.

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