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How Chowmein Causes RAPE?

Recently a deep and extensive study performed by a Khap Leader in Haryana proved that rapes are also caused by consumption of chow-Mein. Yes, this improvised Chinese food in India is responsible for rape in the country. There were 19 rapes in Haryana a state in India. According to the Khap leader, the spices used in making chowmein leads to hormonal change in the body and leads to arousal state in human. The change in hormones leads to increase in hunger for sex.  To prevent more rape incidents in India, one should stop consumption of chowmein which is a derived and improvised version of Chinese chow-Mein recipe. When we gave a deep thought about the issue then we found that the theory can hold good. If you see, chowmein in Indian style is very spicy and when a man eats chowmein then he becomes hot because of the spices. Due the hotness, his mind sends a signal which drives him crazy and his hunger for sex increases. This leads to the incident of forced sex and rapes...