How Chowmein Causes RAPE?

Recently a deep and extensive study performed by a Khap Leader in Haryana proved that rapes are also caused by consumption of chow-Mein. Yes, this improvised Chinese food in India is responsible for rape in the country. There were 19 rapes in Haryana a state in India.

According to the Khap leader, the spices used in making chowmein leads to hormonal change in the body and leads to arousal state in human. The change in hormones leads to increase in hunger for sex. To prevent more rape incidents in India, one should stop consumption of chowmein which is a derived and improvised version of Chinese chow-Mein recipe.

When we gave a deep thought about the issue then we found that the theory can hold good. If you see, chowmein in Indian style is very spicy and when a man eats chowmein then he becomes hot because of the spices. Due the hotness, his mind sends a signal which drives him crazy and his hunger for sex increases. This leads to the incident of forced sex and rapes. Now you must be thinking that what will happen when a girl eats chowmein? The answer to your question is that when girls eat chowmein she also becomes hot and seduces a man to fulfill her sexual desire which in turn leads to a seductive sex which we cannot call as forced sex or rape. You can call it as ‘Axe-Chowmein effect’.

The Khap leader also supported his theory by quoting an example of population outburst in China. He blamed the spicy Chinese food were responsible for the increased number of sexual intercourse or rapes in China which resulted into population growth. When one reporter asked that why this theory was not in news before, he answered it by saying that China is a very secret type of nation who doesn’t like to reveal things. To maintain its image in the world, Chinese government has kept thousands of rape cases in their country a secret and no body reveals on international platform.

If you are an Indian then please stop eating chowmein as it can drive you crazy and you will feel like raping someone. It is also advisable to girls to stay away from chowmein stalls in their city. Some of the people have also suggested Indian government to ban chowmein and other Chinese spicy food chains in India to ensure protection of the females in the country.

Note: If you believe in the above said absurd theory of Khap Leader, then please consult a psychologist as soon as possible.

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