After a controversial but funny statement
said by a Khap Leader in Haryana, India; chowmein is considered as the staple
diet of a Rapist. The Khap Leader proved that how chowmein can cause rape.
Youngimpact team came up with The Axe-Chowmein Effect which is an improvised
version of the Chowmein-Rape Theory given by Khap leader.
We thought why not to come up with the favorite
recipe of any rapist in the world which is Chowmein. Chowmein is a Chinese
recipe and advanced version of vegetable noodles. It is quite popular among
Indians but now as it is the reason for driving men to rape women; it is now
regarded as The Rapist Staple Diet.
Ingredients:
Eight Cakes of Chinese Noodles
2 oz of pork cut into very thin slices
Five shrimp
Three garlic cloves
Half cup of shredded cabbage
One fourth cup of shredded carrot
One tablespoon of soya sauce
One tablespoon of oyster sauce
Half teaspoon of sugar
Half teaspoon of dark soya sauce
Two tablespoons of water
Two tablespoons of refined cooking oil or
olive oil
Two stalks of scallions
Add salt as per your taste
Method:
1. Soak
the steamed Chinese noodles for five minutes in cold water.
2.
After five minutes, rinse until the water used for soaking
becomes crystal clear and the noodles become soft.
3.
Drain out the access water used and keep it on one side.
4.
Make sure that you don’t over soak the noodles as they will
become soggy and lumpy.
5.
Take a small bowl and mix all the ingredients and then keep on
one side.
6.
Now put some oil in wok and heat it up.
7.
Add finely chopped garlic in wok and fry it until the color of
garlic turns to become light brown. You can smell aroma of the garlic when it
is perfectly fried.
8.
Now add shrimp and half fry it.
9.
Now add cabbage, carrot, noodles, mixture for seasoning and
water in the wok.
10.
Keep on frying the noodles until they are completely blended
with the other ingredients.
11.
Finally add scallions, stir for few minutes and then serve the
hot Chowmein which is now favorite food of Rapist.
Requests from our team, kindly don’t rape
anyone after eating this tasty and yummy food. Enjoy the spices of food without
thinking about your inner desire.
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