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The Silly Reason

Today, my boss gave me break from the work as I had shifted my house to the new place. Actually, everything was already settled down but who will leave a chance to ease from the work. So I worked out in noon in my personal gym which I had to set up before using it. My lady was busy in organizing a badminton match and she had not a single minute to call me up. What else a guy can wish for? Day off from work and the lady is not there to snatch your amity and occupy you from her beliefs.

After lunch, I fell sleep in afternoon and I was dreaming like an innocent child. Well to be candid, the dreams were obviously not what a child can dream. Censor board has to breach the security of my dreams to make it a childlike dream. Nevertheless, censor board failed but the phone was able to fissure it. Suddenly, my landline ringed up, and I was hoping that the sound will die off or the phone will stop working. But as I say ‘hope never quits’, the man on other side of the phone kept hoping that I will pick the phone.


I had to pick the phone and it was my reception guy from the office, he told me that the boss wants to have a word with me and connected me to him. He told me on the phone that he was asked by my girl to come tomorrow morning at 0630 am but her personal assistant just called me up and said that his match was today in just one hour at 0630 pm. Oh I forgot to tell you that my boss at an age of 44 can give a good run to the youngsters like me. Well, now I had to confirm as my boss was on agony.

I called her up and told her the whole happening. She gave me the silliest answer which was actually true but nobody can believe it. She told me that her personal assistant is unable to differentiate between AM and PM. I broke into laughter and couldn’t believe what she said. She told me that her personal assistant is fool and inefficient. I was still wondering that how someone who is working anywhere in this world cannot differentiate between AM and PM. His confusion led me to sacrifice my sleep but yes he also became reason for my smile.


So the next time when you hire a personal assistant then do ask him that 0630 AM implies it is morning hour or evening hour.


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