6 Worst Whatsapp Statuses

Well, we all like putting status on facebook and whatsapp. A status not only delineates what is going in our mind but also expresses messages to our closed ones, loved ones, enemy and boss. I was going through my contact list, and I have spotted few statuses which I felt were not more than statuses which should go into the closest waste-bin. So if your status has figured out in my list then kindly don’t hire some sniper and kill me.

So here is my list of disastrous whatsapp status which you don’t expect to be updated by anyone. The numbers and names have been hided, so that you cannot spot them in real life and make fun on them. Yes, I am bit emotional about my friends.

6. Well this is the most weird way to tell your friends when is your birthday. Get some life dude, facebook is there to update that when is your birthday and if they really care they will join you in your birthday celebration.

5. ROFL!!!!! now this is the worst act of PDA (Public Display of Affection).

4. Oh come on, this is the best what you can find to put as the status!!

3. You keep sleeping whole day?? Sleeping since 170 days and 10 hours. WTF!!!

2. Updating lyrics of the song, is way UNCOOL!!! Has your creativity died??

1. Now, this is the worst whatsapp status which I could have discovered. 'Block karde mainu, nhi tou pyar ho jaaye tenu'. It means block me otherwise you will fall in love with me. GIRLS kindly block such optimists. Certainly, You deserve better

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