RESUME COVER LETTER
December 08, 2011
Shri. Ramsunder Singh
Father of 22 Year old daughter
Rajput Family
Lucknow, Uttar Pradesh, India
ramsingh@vivah.com
Father of 22 Year old daughter
Rajput Family
Lucknow, Uttar Pradesh, India
ramsingh@vivah.com
Respected Shri Ramsunder Singh ji,
I learned of marriage proposal through your family relatives, a bridegroom-Search/marriage Matching network created by your relatives which aims to fast-track bride seekers explore for bridegrooms and search for wealthy family. From my research on your family, I consider there would be a good fit between my interests and skills of your daughter. I am fascinated in beautiful girls, but I have never dated any girl in past 31 years.
As a desperate male, I am eagerly waiting to get married. I have a strong family background and political contacts in New Delhi, and consider that these skills would tempt you to marry your 22 years old girl with me. Enclosed is my marriage resume which further outlines my credentials.
My qualifications make me well suited to marry your girl. I would value the opportunity to discuss a position with you, and will contact you within a week or ten days to answer any inquiries you may have and to see if you require any other information from me such as about my properties, monthly income, and dowry which I may demand. Thank you for your consideration.
Sincerely,
Ramesh Singh
234 Gautam Budh Nagar
Greater Noida, NCR
(034) 555-2556
ramesh@despo.edu
Greater Noida, NCR
(034) 555-2556
ramesh@despo.edu
Resume attached
Marriage Resume
Ramesh Singh
234 Gautam Nagar
Noida, Uttar Pradesh, India
ramesh@despo.edu
Cell Number: 15845290
Telephone Number: 5552556
Marriage Objective:
To marry with a educated girl who is minimum 9 years younger than me; and as a husband to get the opportunity to demand dowry from her family after the marriage.
Experience:
2000-2002: Beaten up by a Mob, as they thought I was molesting a girl at Majestic Hotel
Responsibilities:
Reserved rooms and managed to spend night with escort girls as I was not able to attract any girl in my office or at College.
Handled her requirements and ensured she served me in a timely manner
2003-2005: Beaten up by Management of Paradise Hotel and thrown out.
Responsibilities:
Tried to give my services to a married lady.
Managed to escape from her husband.
Regularly checked her, but she wasn't interested and complained it to hotel management
2006-2008: General Manager kicked me out of Exotic Hotel
Responsibilities:
Prepared reports on female guests
offered them to date me but they reported it to hotel management and I was royally beaten up by the hotel management.
Training:
Trained in managing the bathroom
Trained in management of throwing guest out of the house
Trained in dowry management.
Qualifications:
1993-1997: Bachelor of Technology- Ram Milaye Jodi Institute of Technology
Achievements:
significantly enhanced male relations and increased the number of male friends.
Carried out girl friend retention programs and maintained an impressive rate of slapped by girls.
Spend nights and days in Goa, but with guys.
Hobbies:
Cooking
Cleaning House
Washing Cloths
My photo:
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