Huge Crisis of Girls in Indian Society!

These days civilian populace of India are doomed because almost every two out three girls wants to marry an army officer. Civil boys are trying to impress the girl with old school methods, but in reply the girl first asks ‘what is your rank?’ and when they come to know that the guy who was approaching is not an army officer, then they take out their chappals and start beating them.

One of the guy named Chandu told us that, now he has only one ambition to become an army officer, so that he can get married to a good girl. He told us that "before when I used to ping a girl on Facebook then she used to ask me in which IT company I work, but now trend has changed, now their first question is what is your rank? First I thought they are asking my IIT-JEE rank or AIEEE rank, but then she elaborated and said: are you in army? As soon as I replied that I am in Infosys, she blocked me. Now I have started watching Lakshya to inspire myself to become an army officer."

Cook Vijay

On Facebook, we came to know about Cook Vijay. He is a cook in a street side hotel in Dehradhun, and he was also exasperated as none of the girls were happy with his cooking skills. Vijay was annoyed as on Facebook every girl was asking what his rank is. Finally, Vijay decided to create pseudo identity.

He became Fake Army Captain Vijay. Vijay was happy with the sudden promotion. Now, whenever, a girl used to ask, he proudly used to say I am a captain. Now, girls were not blocking him on Facebook, even the girls who blocked him before came to know that now he is a captain, wanted to befriend him.

Soon Vijay started posing, in uniform. One day, he posed as Fake Army Commando Vijay and the next day, Captain Vijay resting at his Bungalow. Surprisingly, now he had a huge fan following. Fake Captain Vijay told us that he was shocked that girls who called him jerk were now willing to be his future wife. When asked if the girl come to know about your real identity then he replied that he is ‘bond, James bond!’

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